Sunday, July 16, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Helga's Cruise Ship Diary:

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives. Twice!

Hat tip: Linda W.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. GOODSTUFF
5. messymimi
6. Margs Animals
7. Woodsterman
8. Cranky
9. Cruisin' Paul
10. CoachDaddy
11. Mike Golch

Share This

36 comments:

  1. You really can't fault this lady she saved all those lives twice what a hero LOL w-)

    Have a heroictastic SSS :-f

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes, twice. That's above and beyond. :)

      Delete
  2. Well, i guess her husband will understand that!

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I doubt that. I really do. :)

      Delete
  3. Good decision. Too funny. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, at least they both had fun and everyone is safe. :)

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. She took one for the team, twice. :)

      Delete
  5. It probably was a Italian ship. Their captains are Italian like me. She sounds like a wonderful lady to save all those people onboard TWICE. Ha,ha,ha.
    Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You enjoy your Sunday too, Paul. :)

      Delete
  6. What a heroine!!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. She thinks of others before she thinks of herself. :)

      Delete
  7. Lemme guess. She's blonde.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Probably. I kind of thought the same thing. :)

      Delete
  8. I'll bet the ship had more than one heroine.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You're probably right, Joe. I'm guessing this captain gets around a lot. :)

      Delete
  9. LOL the captain is a little pushy lol :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. A lot pushy if you ask me. :)

      Delete
  10. Quite the heroine, she is!!! LOL! Thank you so much for sharing, dear Sandee, and I hope you had a fantastic weekend! Warm hugs. :D

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I hope you have a fantastic weekend too. Big hugs back. :)

      Delete
  11. The things you have to do sometimes to save lives ;)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes, some are more fun than others. :)

      Delete
  12. I did a special Silly Sunday for two special ladies in my life!:)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I sang all over the place too, Mike. Loved it. :)

      Delete
  13. Oh wow. That is f***ing dark.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Very dark. I love dark humor. :)

      Delete
  14. oh boy- dark, slightly twisted and....hilarious.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What I thought as well. I is dark and twisted. :)

      Delete
  15. But of course, what other choice did she have with all those people's lives at stake :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's one way to look at this. :)

      Delete
  16. Replies
    1. No, she isn't. It's the take some got from this. She's a cheater. :)

      Delete
  17. What a selfless act.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I thought is was pretty selfish, but had a great excuse for the why she did what she did. :)

      Delete
  18. Hi Sandee, what choice did poor old Helga have? Such a brave lady!

    xx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It thought it was funny. :)

      Delete

Thank you for stopping by my little corner of the blogosphere. All comments are very much appreciated.

♥♥♥Have a terrific day.♥♥♥